"you psycho glitter bitch!"

"You could have clapped your hands, winked, brushed your eyelash, sneezed, or turned your head quickly."

'A Teenage Girl Skipping Down The Road With 3 Dudes! I Had To Sleep With My Hands Between My Legs!!'

"I live with my auntie em and 3 creepy uncles who are pawing at me every day telling me how pretty I look in my checkered dress. Teach me a lesson??? how dare you!!"

"Are you out of your ****ing Mind?! You come down in a giant bubble, I would've believed anything you said! If you came down and told me the only way to go home was to lick the lollipop guild i would've done it!!